"OK... with the exception of putting a grip on Channel crossings, stopping welfare fraud, day-one sick pay, 2 million NHS slots, prioritising our veterans, 13,000 police, and jail for sewage polluters... what have Labour ever done for us?"
A satirical parody of contemporary UK political commentary. All statistics are sourced directly from active, public-facing UK Government and NHS England data records. Do with them what you will.